December 2011
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girl: wow i seriously hate two faced people
nearby are conjoined twins, who silently weep together upon overhearing
My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
jesusjack:
cuntbarf:
I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
what
I’ll be honest.
I am kind of fucking impressed by this.
Like, the sheer fucking...
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bednight, goodtime
I’ve finished the Top Ten portion of my giant 2011 Music Post.
I have to get up in 6 hours for work, so I’m going to bed now and finishing it whenever.
I also have a New Years party to go to, so it might be a couple days until the thing gets completely finished, but that’s not a big deal because people generally don’t read anything even as long as this already is anyways,...
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Anonymous asked: How's your dragon penis?
Anonymous asked: It is the BAD. This is also a true fact.
Anonymous asked: You're quite lovely Zach Gorman. Horray.
Anonymous asked: I think you are adorable. This is a true fact.
Anonymous asked: Do you change what you post based off of who follows you?
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abortionmachine replied to your post: Name all the girls you follow that you would fuck.
whore.
you’re just mad that i didn’t say “just castiel and nobody else”
Anonymous asked: Name all the girls you follow that you would fuck.
bloggmageddon asked: WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT WORDS? also, how are you?
Anonymous asked: bumpaddle magazine
Anonymous asked: Name all of the girls in your contacts who's names start with an 'a'
pteropelyx asked: how much would you give me for a toenail? Fresh from the foot.
oh also insert questions here →
go anon, go crazy
i’ll answer anything at all tonight don’t worry about being offensive 2 my teen girl emotions
best music 2k11
i’m gonna start working on the official post tonight
i already have my list made up, but i’m gonna make it look nice
Here’s what it’s gonna include:
Top 10 Albums
5 Honorable Mentions
Top 5 EPs
5 Biggest Dissapointments
5 Best Albums from 2010 I Found This Year
so it’s pretty in-depth i guess as far as categories are concerned
feel free to let me know some of...
ohheybroseidon-deactivated20120 asked: Paula Dean fries her chicken fingers naked. In case you were interested.
departmentofeagles:
you know those posts that people reblog saying all they want is someone to snuggle and listen to music with sigh
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something-indie-and-pretentious started following you
GUYS I’M UNDERGROUND
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8pah asked: welcum 2 the good sidde all my text tones are from the show
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Missing E - Tumblr Simplifier
Looking for a way to first-world rebel? Do you like arguing with the staff of a free website over them recommending a safer way to use it? Feel like installing the plugin called Missing E as a means of accomplishing those goals? You can select your browser for installation HERE.
Once installed, you’ll have this added E in your menu:
When you click that little E, you’ll be taken to a buncha...
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Missing E: Hey Tumblr, we're gonna make your god-awful website layout usable
Tumblr: Hey everybody, Missing E has herpes
d0wntown:
DAVID KARP
MORE LIKE DAVID KRAP
75% of whatisagorman's posts are blocked by tumblr...
latexscotchandgasmasks:
knight-of-lips:
latexscotchandgasmasks:
knight-of-lips:
whatisagorman:
knight-of-lips:
stop posting about babes
in my defense, the last one was just legs with various leggings
the other hashtags were “bayblaygs” and “beyblades”
That one was the worst one. I don’t want to see babes wearing leggings.
Leggings are a thin line between fine and disgusting.
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